jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

  • saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

not me realizing that with tumblr moving the icons to the side, it eliminates xkit, which was situated at the top. what a scumbag move

xkit rewritten, which should be used instead of the shambling corpse of old xkit, lives in the addon bar of your browser! And it handled the new layout like a champ, removing all of the garbage (if configured to do so). https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/xkit-rewritten/ https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/xkit-rewritten/ehgbadgnkmeeldglkmnplolneidgpbcm

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

Got stuck in a time loop for three months and straight up didn't notice due to the Sisyphean nature of my daily life

how hard is it to think “i prefer g*rrus” and then move on with ur life instead of giving into the compulsion to tell everyone in the tags on posts about other characters how much u prefer garbus. and why is it always on kaidan posts

its like seeing a stranger on the street eating an apple and you decide to run up to them and tell them how YOU prefer oranges. literally just shut the fuck up